Funny Quotes

All About Humorous Quotations - Contains selected humorous quotations and funny quotes from the famous, and infamous.

Amusing Quotes - Famous, and not-so famous and funny quotes, sorted and searchable by category.

Best of Celebrities Quotes - Fifty categories of quotes from famous people.

Bongo Bob - View random fortunes, or subscribe to Bob's humorous e-mail service.

Collaborative Sentences - List of humorous sentences created by users, one word at a time. Add your own.

Confucius Says - Family-friendly, user-submitted quotations and sayings.

Cool Quotes Collection - Some of the coolest, stupidest and most thoughtful quotes ever being conceived. From Voltaire to restroom-graffiti. Quality and quantity.

Creative Wit - A large collection of short witty quips, and quotes.

Daily Brainless Inspirations - Each day a new funny inspiration or stupid thought is posted.

The Daily Whale - An original epigram, humorous poem, or satirical tidbit every day plus an archive.

Deep Thoughts - Features quotes from the TV show "Saturday Night Live".

Deep Thoughts - Quotes by Jack Handey from the Saturday Night Live show.

/dev/rand - Visitors can submit and rate ideas and random thoughts.

Famous quotes and jokes - Joke and quote collection with a random joke generator.

Funny Quotes - Over 830 funny quotes to entertain and amuse.

Funny Sayings - A small collection of funny and thoughtful sayings.

Generation Terrorists - Collection of humorous and serious quotations arranged into categories.

Golden Words are Often Repeated - A large collection of the sort of phrases your mother would use.

GoodQuotes.com - Serious and silly quotes, and funny thoughts from all over the world said by famous people.

Jokes2go Quotes - A large collection of randomly arranged humorous quotations.

The Just Plain Strange Column - Letterman, Leno and others pitched head-to-head to come up with the best quotes.

Kuljo's Distilled Quotations - Quotations on a variety of topics, arranged by subject.

Monday Morning Pessimistic Quotes - Fire up the office on Monday morning with these encouraging lines.

Online Quotation Puzzles - The letters of a quote written in a crossword-style grid are transposed; the solver uses our unique Quotation Puzzle program to reconstruct the original.

Proverberator.com - Semi-random proverb generator.

Quotation Machine - Quotes from famous people arranged by category.

Quotations by Sam Ewing - Includes many published quotes and articles from veteran humorist Sam Ewing.

Quote DB: Comedy - Humorous and clever quotations from historical figures and celebrities.

Quote Machine - Database of amusing quotes, featuring a random quote generator.

Quote of the Week - A compilation of humorous quotes, often taken out of context, from non-famous people.

Quotes - Quotes from politics, movies, teachers, and everday life.

Quotes, Oneliners and Jokes - A small collection of quotes and other humor.

Quotes 'R' Us - Collection of quotes said by your friends, roommates, and relatives.

Random Quotes - Funny random quotes generator which contains hundreds of quotes. Includes random jokes, categorized jokes and funny downloads.

Robert Benchley - Excerpts from the humorist's work.

Russ' Cool Quotes - Quote generator that allows visitors to search for or randomly find humourous quotes and classic movie lines.

Slogans.net - Sayings, quotations and slogans arranged by categories and authors. Includes a search engine and mailing list. In English and German.

A Strangely Familiar Compendium of George W. Bush's Campaign 2000 Quips - Mostly from the campaign trail.

Taglines - Collected from various resources on the net. Includes an alphabetical, favorites and keyword search with cached results for extra speed.

Taglines Galore - A collection of around 300,000 taglines.

Tax Quotations - Sharp and funny statements and quotes from tax analysts.

Tax Quotations - Sharp and funny statements and quotes from tax analysts.

Things People Said - Collection of funny quotes taken from real life situations.

Witty Quotes - Small collection of thought-provoking, humorous, and ironic quotations on several subjects.

Witty Quotes - A list of several hundred sayings.

Words Of Wisdom - Dedicated to education and humor through the use of quotes, slogans, taglines, epigrams, and bumperstickers.

You Can Quote That! - Famous, memorable, and humorous quotations in no particular order.